I was technically tagged by

so here goes. xD
Your best friend is Sweden. [Hells yes!]
You have a crush on Japan. [Of course. >D]
You hate Japan. ['Cause he doesn't like pets. D<]
You get bullied by Russia. [Because I refuse to rejoin Mother Russia without terms. |D]
You are scared of Finland. [YEAH. THATS REALISTIC. 8B]
You go out with for 5 seconds China. [Then I found out how old he was.]
You get a confession from Sweden. [Awww. Thats so sweet. <3]
You get in a fist fight with Lithuania. [He regretted that. >D]
You had a one night stand with Canada. [Frick yeah. 8D]
Your first boyfriend is France. [He's devilishly charming~]
Everybody graduates but Russia. [He graduated 5 years ago, I'm sure.]
You marry Austria. [I know I did. |D]
Your first kid name is Charlotte. [NAMEFAIL]
You get in a dispute with Switzerland. [I asked for a loan.]
You get out of the dispute with the help of Ukraine. [PFFFT]
You have an affair with Canada. [Again. I can't stop going back for more. |D]
You get caught by Hong Kong. [D<]
The chances of them telling 49%. [Dirty snitch. >

]
Your husband finds out about the affair, he feels raged. [And plays the piano. -sigh-]
You two get divorced, you drown your sorrows with Germany. [He understands. Beer and wurst understand. D':]
The percentage of you two doing a one night stand 76%. [Too much beer. >> -coughandGermanyishotcough-]
You move in with Switzerland. [He gave me that loan.]
You start having feelings for Canada. [This is like... awesome. |D]
You get a confession from Turkey
The percentage of you accepting their feelings 10%. [Thats a 1 in 10 shot. If Canada doesn't want me, Austria won't take me back, Russia is still won't marry me {My terms to rejoin Mother Russia), Germany isn't interested, Japan still doesn't want pets, Prussia hates me, Denmark doesn't even know who I am, Korea is too preoccupied, Italy gets confused, and America can't stop thinking of himself.]
You say no, they then go out with Sweden. [ITS 'CAUSE SWEDEN CAN'T HAVE ME.]
The percentage that you like them two together 86%. [I can't help it.]
You get ambushed by Switzerland. [I forgot to pay rent.]
The chances of you getting out of there alive 73%. [He'd need help.]
You unxpecting get glomped by Latvia. [He's hiding from Russia. Too bad for him I'd give him up to Russia. >D]
You are lonely, you get a Drink of vodka. [Thats a coincidence. 8D]
Drunk, you kiss Iceland. [Its 'cause he's cute. <3]
Percentage of how much they liked the kiss 96%. [I'm that good.]
You have a huge war against Switzerland. [WTF AGAIN?]
Your chances of winning 2%. [Fail. >>]
You die by France raep. [HE LIKED ME]
The only person not to go to your funeral is Germany. [He was out getting drunk.]
This person is the most devastated by your death Greece. [I unno.]
This person is the most happiest that you died Greece. [Thats just so possible. xD]
This person is the master mind of your death Hungry. [WTF MON?]
You liked your life 45%. [Gee thanks. o -o]
In other news~
I'll be getting an X-box 360 Elite , hopefully, by this time tomorrow. >D